Eyes left: Mourinho refuses to be charmed by the Italian Moulin Rouge dancer

 

I wonder what the Portugal score is? Jose is miles away as the beauty continues to strut her stuff

Nothing to see: Even when the substitutes come off the bench Jose is imperious

..But England boss Fabio Capello couldn't resist a cheeky look when on the same show

 

Cheeky glance: At one point he struggled to keep his eyes front

 

Back of the net: Happily married Capello allowed himself a quick look